A Realistic Review

The animation was poor because of the limbs, they werent rendered or anything at all! It was like I was watching action figures "Walk" and talk. The choices you had didnt make much difference at all and me being a guy and playing this made it seem like I was doing something wrong, even though Im not the target audience. (gender equality in a nutshell). After I played for a while I realized a few things; 1. I cant come up with a story like this at all, so good job Episode Interactive. 2. The "gameplay" wasnt gameplay at all it was just reading and tapping on choices that didnt make a difference what so ever. 3. ITS SO FREAKING CHEESY 4. The game has a story you cant change, it is like putting a fake steering wheel on a train, you could turn it around hoping it would change where youre heading but in reality it cant do anything so just sit back and watch. (which isnt even fun what so ever) 5. I could only play this "game" until episode 3 because of the stupid tickets, its just a stupid way to make people play your games and waste their money, even if they do care about the story (which I kind of did until the end of episode 2) then they wouldnt be able to play it at all! But finally, in conclusion. I cant even find a word to describe this moving audio book that you call a "game" (there isnt even any real audio). I give this a 15 out of 100. The only reason it got 15 points is because of the background art, everything else makes me want to hurl my iPad across the room. Im sorry but why buy tickets when you can read books.
-Nick, a dissatisfied human

Nick, a dissatisfied human about Glamanour Heights: A Romance Mystery Love Story, v2.91